There are so many after after 52 years in the "borg".
My top two would have to be at my last hall Tigard Oregon.
One lady slept in her pickup truck with 30 parakeets, sometimes in the KH parking lot. People tried to help her with accommodations but she like the truck. She really dressed up for the meetings......feather boa's, big hats, looked like May West from the 30's. She would put some of the birds in her purse and give them a bath in the lady's room............She was a nice lady and didn't stink!......as opposed to the next group.
This women was in her sixties had two boys in their 20's...........Looked like a bag lady, No teeth, ugly.....but worst......NEVER took a bath..........When they came to the meetings they parted the Red Sea........NO one would sit with in 3 rows of them!.............Her boys were both 3 clams shy of a clam bake........It is thought she had sex with her bother..........But get THIS, this is the best part!
The elders told her and her boys that they couldn't go out in field service, (lucky devils) until they clean themselfs up!...............She said "screw you" and went ANYWAY. They gave her no magazines or territries.......Didn't stop her, she went to the laundromats and got it there. We would be out in service, and a house holder would say "Some old women and 2 guys were here yesterday" AH yes.
I'm sure she gave a FINE witness......and other people's responds to it, well......would mean their eternal LIFE!
NB